You might be a Democrat if...

  • You still have a "Kerry/ Edwards" sticker on your car.
  • You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
  • You think that loggers can find another career, but the spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
  • You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike..."
  • You count how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
  • You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
  • You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
  • You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane Fonda's trip to Hanoi.
  • You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
  • You are under the age of 40 and actually expect to collect Social Security.
  • You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
  • You think the Great Society has actually worked. 
  • You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
  • You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
  • You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
  • You think Jimmy Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
  • You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
  • You know that profit mongering drug companies can find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
  • You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
  • You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
  • You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck stock.
  • You think the anti-war prostestors from '60s are the real heroes.
  • You think that supply side economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
  • You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
  • You admire the Swedish welfare system.
  • You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
  • You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
  • You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
  • After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, Democrats believe every day is the fifteenth of April."

                                                                -Ronald Reaganhere to add text.